Preschool AU where Armin is a new kid in class and Eren’s like wonder struck because Armin is the most beautiful kid he’s ever seen, but Armin ends up befriending Annie first because Annie is quiet and doesn’t really do anything besides occasionally punch another kid in the face, but Armin enjoys her company and she enjoys Armin (mostly because he doesn’t talk much and spends most of his time reading) So Eren gets all jealous cus HE wants to befriend the cute new blonde kid and conjures this idea in his head that he will profess his love for Armin on the school playground at recess and fight Annie head on in a battle for Armin’s affections.
Annie ends up whooping his four year old butt to kingdom come.
But it all pays off in the end because 1) it turns out Armin likes him back and wanted to be his friend too but was too shy 2) Armin holds his hand all the way to the nurses office, and then continues to hold his hand as the nurse fixes up Eren’s boo-boo’s (plus they both got lollipops!) 3) Annie ended up making a new friend! after she beat Eren into the floor, Mikasa stepped up to the plate and challenged her, and they now spend every recess trying to massacre each other. How cute!
FUCK ALL OF YOU
ayylmao: the thrilling sequel
Eren just being useful.
With sorrow and confidence in our hearts
we show the will to move on
Edit: okay I know the German is a little weird but these are the actual lyrics to the song and let’s be honest, snk’s soundtracks with lyrics in them don’t quite use the right grammar and wordings and in this isn’t my translation so uh oop
The Scouting Legion
tis the season for warm comfy sweaters
i spent like 200 years longer on the sweaters than the actual drawing
i got really bored so
killing titans must be very tiring, i wish this kids could catch a break